Sense Sonnet - Steamer

Bailing out Santa

Uncle - you're giving Santa Claus
A run for your money - no joke.
Throwing those dollars without pause.
Santa's too big to let go broke.
A billion here, a billion there,
Turning the North Pole greedy green.
Billions, billions everywhere,
Spitting from your money machine.
It's for the children don't you know?
Whether or not they're good or bad.
So up ol' Santa's credit flow,
Because he's not one to make mad.

Uncle Sam - you are no doubter,
Cash strapped Santa's big bailouter.