Sense Sonnet - Steamer

Christmas Rush

'Tis the season to be jolly,
Hunting for bargains at the stores.
I stood at Walmart's by golly,
For hours, waiting for the doors
To open. When they did at last,
I was one of the very first
To make my entrance with a blast,
And toward the specials, I did burst.
An employee stood in my way.
Didn't he know mark downs won't wait?
I guess I knocked him down, but hey,
Deals I wanted were in aisle 8.

The guy I hit, running inside,
I heard on the news later - died.