Sense Sonnet - Acher

Fin ish

Dr. Fish, a brilliant sturgeon,
Operated on one real eel.
When the operation was done,
The patient could no longer feel.
The patient was the flounder of
The sea horsepital where Fish worked.
Fish's oyster came from above
By the board who were sharkly irked.
Dr. Fish had no porpoise now.
No one would let him operate.
So he drank like a fish knew how,
Octapussing down a shad fate.

It was whaleful watching him go
Down, hitting bottom on squid row.