Sense Sonnet - Steamer

Beyond the Reach of the Law

My house was in a hurricane,
And ended up a complete wreck.
The agent said not to complain.
It was an act of God - oh heck!
So my insurance would not pay.
The government had no relief.
My minister told me to pray
To God - the God who caused my grief.
So instead, I filed a lawsuit,
Suing God for damage divine
To my house. God should restitute
Me - a cashier's check would be fine.

The Court ordered the case be thrown,
Because God's address was not known.