Sense Sonnet - Acher

Hidden Costs

I've got these school loans coming due.
The loans add up to lots, no doubt.
I've got my virginity too.
Both of these, I can do without.
How to rid both in one fell swoop?
I plan to auction off my bod,
With a legal encounter group -
A Nevada brothel vice squad,
Well versed in these pay first affairs.
A legit doctor will attest
The true purity of my wares.
I'll be debt free if bids go best.

With all of this publicity,
My Mom found out that it is me.