Sense Sonnet - Pumper

Pate Rate

I am a frequent flying man,
And also happen to be bald.
The airline sold me on a plan
To have a message mode installed.
Since waiting in lines seems to be
A way of life at all airports,
Waiting people would apt to see
A written commercial of sorts,
That would be tattooed on the skin
Of the back of my scalp, and would
Promote a faster, new check in
Service, soon to be here for good.

Each time when all is done and said,
Bald I am and money ahead.