Sense Sonnet - Steamer

Fertilized Face

The gal at the facial salon
Was explaining the best treatment.
She was jabbering on and on
In broken English, with accent.
At last she stopped, so I just said
That everything sounded good,
And please, she should just go ahead
And give me the facial that would
Make the softest smoothest skin.
She spread some goop over my face,
And left it awhile to soak in -
A bit smelly in any case,

What really was this facial goop?
A very expensive bird poop!