Sense Sonnet - Steamer

With this Ring...

The night before my wedding day,
At my bachelor party bash,
My best man had the ring - okay?
And with it did something real rash.
He put it in my drink for fun.
I took a gulp and swallowed it.
Then he told me what he had done.
We all would be in real deep shit.
I took a whole bunch of ex lax.
And through the hours did do-do,
Sifting through it all to the max.
Near wedding time, the ring came through.

On her finger, I slipped the ring.
She finds out - my a's in a sling.