Sense Sonnet - Steamer

Go Figure

I've been a married man 4 times.
But right now I've no wife with me.
Against wives, I'm accused of crimes,
With little good publicity.
The first ex-wife says I was mean.
The second says I played around.
The third died in a bathtub scene.
The cause of death has not been found.
The fourth just up and disappeared.
The cops call me the prime suspect.
With all of this, one thing that's weird.
Ladies galore want to connect.

It's not like the gals do not know.
I'm a fav bash of Geraldo.