Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Ear Full

Bernie joined a monestary.
He had to take a silence vow.
Each 7th anniversary,
Two words from him, rules did allow.
7 years went by and he said,
"Cold floors." After 7 years more,
The 2 words he spoke were, "Hard bed."
Then 7 years later, "Food's poor."
The next 7 years came about,
"No cable," Bernie said with a sigh.
After this, Bernie got kicked out.
The head monk tersely told him why.

"I've had all of you I can take."
"All you can do is bellyache."