Sense Sonnet - Chiller

Bite Beware

I was sitting in the airport
On a toilet seat in the john,
When I felt a pinch of some sort,
And found a spider crawling on
My buttock. I killed it and took
It to a doctor to check out.
Described in a rare disease book
As causing death without a doubt,
If bitten by a butt spider.
Indigenous to just Haiti,
A cold, dark, damp place resider,
Like any toilet bowl, maybe.

Don't let my butt bug bite repeat.
Check underneath each toilet seat.