Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Fire in the Hole

Toilets are now made in Japan
Which are electrically wired
To provide a post function span
Of hygenic comforts desired.
The john costs a couple of grand.
With massages, dryers and sprays,
There's no need to involve one's hand -
The latest thing in techno craze.
The product does have one big but;
It might possibly catch on fire.
Why or when is not quite clear cut.
Still, it's a must do to acquire.

These more costly toilets may boast
The new, fashionable rump roast.