Sense Sonnet - Acher

Jailing Wailing

Poor Paris Hilton is in jail.
It will be days before she's out.
How could the justice system fail?
Fans worldwide are in such a pout.
The stress of being behind bars,
And not be able to be seen
At all the doings of the stars,
May make Paris more lean and mean.
There is some solace to rerun
The singing, dancing, acting stuff
Of past performances she's done.
But till she's back - it's oh so tough.

The judge committed the worst crime -
Depriving us of Paris time.