Sense Sonnet - Steamer

Behavior Pattern

Celebrity parents are not
A real cool thing for this here kid;
And then its really not so hot
To live with what their divorce did.
I'm tired of getting caught between
The never ending war of words.
So I'm rewriting the whole scene
To show them acting like such turds.
Dad's nasty phone message to me,
I had put on the Internet.
He's whining breach of privacy,
And Mom will get the blame, I bet.

I have my story rights to sell.
Parents dearest can go to hell.