Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Name Shame

Three couples died in a car wreck.
They waited at the Pearly Gates
For St. Peter to make a check,
Regarding their eternal fates.
The first man said that he was good.
St. Pete shook his head. The man had
Been a boozer more than he should,
With a wife named Sherry - too bad.
The next man said he did not drink.
He was a thief, St Pete did say,
Spending time in the county clink,
And a wife named Robin - no way.

The third man just turned to his wife,
"C'mon Fanny - that's afterlife."