Sense Sonnets

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Not Forgiving For Giving

A partridge in a pear tree - jeez!
Two turtle doves - what's this bird thing?
Three French hens - stop this foul stuff, please.
Four calling birds - you ding-a-ling.
Five golden rings - pawnable pick.
Six geese a laying - you're not well.
Seven swans a swimming - real sick.
Eight maids a milking - go to hell.
Nine ladies dancing - getting deep.
Ten lords a leaping - up I'm fed.
Eleven pipers piping - (bleep)!
Twelve drummers drumming - oh my head.

Twelve days of Christmas translated -
"My true love" is truly hated!

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