Sense Sonnet - Pumper

Stalker Beware

Police said the body was found
In part of the park, overgrown;
Lying face up, nude, on the ground -
A male, identity unknown.
The loss of blood from castration
Was the cause of death apparent.
Until more investigation,
Police had no further comment.
But, I know that his name was Matt.
I know that he had thinning hair.
I know that he was full of "chat."
I know because he lured me there.

Web sickos with your beck and calls -
Hunt me and I'll cut off your balls.