Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Call of Duty

The nudist camp outside of town
Had asked for a police patrol.
The job went to Officer Brown,
Who wasn't sure about this role.
His sarge told him that duty sent
A cop to each and any place.
So off to camp, this lawman went,
Still not sure of what he'd face.
Officer Browns's shift went real slow.
Sarge called him later in the day.
"Hey Brownie - how'd things out there go?"
Officer Brown had this to say,

"I guess the job is going well;"
"Except my badge sure hurts like hell!"