Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Dinner for Two

A candlelit dinner for two.

Both shark and octopus did dine.

Some table talking they did do,

While eating food and drinking wine.

It was a cozy seafood spot,

Way down deep on the ocean floor.

Catch of the day that both had caught,

While shopping at the fast food store.

They decided, rather than fight,

The catch both caught, they both would share.

So both enjoyed gourmet delight.

Must do again, agreed the pair.

And being served as the main course,

A human diver be the source.