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 Funny Form

A mammal, moose, and a bird, goose,

Did meet in their zoo home one day.

They spoke of their offspring produce,

But each one in a different way.

The goose had offspring numbering two,

And referred to them as her geese.

And the moose had two offspring too,

But called them her moose, such increase

Of more than one moose, be meese not.

Human origins differed, and

Plural exceptions be a lot.

Bird and beast could not understand.

The moose and goose did both agree

Very weird, English language be.