Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 My Best Camping Experience

Best camping experience I've had,

Was at an Arkansas campsite,

Pitched a tent with my Mom and Dad,

Shared ghost stories into the night.

The folks said it was time for me

To get some sleep, and so I went

To where my sleeping bag did be,

And slipped inside under the tent.

I felt a poking right away

On my back, so curious, I

Dug in the ground, till on display,

I discovered the reason why.

Cause of my back pain quite a shock,

A 40 carat diamond rock.