Sense Sonnet - Steamer

 Bewitched By

Legend has it, Circe the witch,

When Odysseus and his crew came,

She decided to make a switch,

Her crew turned to pigs with her aim

Of extorting Odysseus for

His sexual favors for her.

He gave in, and Circe did score,

A predatory gal for sure.

Satisfied, Circe returned crew

Back human, they showed some remorse.

They preferred being pigs, yes true!

We, real pigs here were pleased of course.

We told Circe, we'd really mind,

If she turned us to humankind.