Sense Sonnet - Steamer

 Maybe I'll Hire You

You're new in town and of course I'm

Always looking for good bad to

Abet me, gentleman of crime,

To finally be able do

In the dynamic duo, such

Thorns in my well tailored suit side.

Batman and Robin cause me such

Headaches that blow my top hat wide.

Using this umbrella of mine

I'd like to shove it in both where

Sun o'er Gotham City don't shine.

You hate them too, then this we share.

Come to my Iceberg Lounge and hang.

If I'm impressed, you're in my gang.