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 What Happened to Ichabod Crane?

"The Legend of Sleepy Hollow,"

What happened to Ichabod Crane?

Well, I'm here to tell so all know.

Being hit by the severed head

As the headless horseman rode by,

Into the marsh Ichabod fled,

Slowly sank in the mud to die.

All a prank played on him, I knew.

So superstitious was this fool,

But there was nothing I could do.

Don't butt in human stuff, my rule.

Why do I know? Cuz I'm of course

Gunpowder, Ichabod's borrowed horse.