Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Count Catula

Count Dracula was upset that

So many mice his castle had.

So, he wanting a mouser cat,

He did place a newspaper ad.

Since I loved to kill mice a gob,

I interviewed with Count one night.

He liked me and I got the job,

Which I do well to Count's delight.

When I told Count of my desire

To be like him, then he did say

I should not become a vampire,

Cuz I was needed night and day.

But a title Count gave to me.

Count Catula is who I be.