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 Slay Say

St. George slew the dragon be told

By the humans for centuries.

The dragon slew St. George, an old

Tale 'tween dragons shooting the breeze.

So the real truth of who was slain,

Just St. George and the dragon know.

But most likely none will obtain

From either the truthful info.

The dragon and St. George agreed

To let each of their kind do tell

Which one did do the slaying deed.

For both, this seemed to work out well.

Over tea and biscuits the two

Oft reminisce of who slew who.