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 Alternative Ending

"Titanic" movie ending is

Thought by many to be too sad,

Jack and Rose torn apart, gee whiz,

Happy ending should have been had.

James Cameron says proved did he

That door could not hold Rose and Jack,

Thus, one of the two had to be

Absent from the final film track.

Jack was the one chosen to go,

Was a chivalrous sacrifice.

What the heck, it was a hit show,

But happy endings do feel nice.

An alternate "Titanic" close,

E.T. beams up both Jack and Rose.