Sense Sonnet - Tickler

 Star Wars Fanatic

A fanatic my Hubby be

About Star Wars and always gone

To this or that, ignoring me.

So I did get an affair on

To pass the time while Hubby went,

Never giving me any thought,

To each and all Star Wars event.

Then by accident, Hubby caught

Me cheating and was very mad,

Which made me very nervous since

All of the money Hubby had.

I hoped he'd forgive my offense.

I asked Hubby what I could do.

He said, "May divorce be with you."