Sense Sonnet - Steamer

 Time Bandit

I watched the film, "Time Bandits," and

Checked out my home to no avail.

All walls, floors and ceilings were scanned,

But find a time hole, I did fail.

So disappointed I got drunk,

And that's when Evil had its way,

Got in my head and made me think,

Time to be a bandit today.

I stumbled down to the town wharf,

Seeking a source of banditry.

I attempted to mug a dwarf,

Who did beat the crap out of me.

In a cell I do write this rhyme,

A caught bandit doing my time.