Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Swamp Monster

This swamp monster was forced to leave

My local swamp when it got drained.

But I had no reason to grieve.

From the media I obtained

Info on a great swamp and where

Lots of monsters were all around.

So I packed up and headed there,

To swamp paradise I be bound.

And sure enough I love it dear.

I don't have to stay out of sight.

Monsters called politicians here

Make me look good to my delight.

Hear "Drain the Swamp" does tickle me,

Will never happen in D.C.