Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Be a Good Neighbor

I have convinced my neighbor that

A womanizer I do be.

Back and forth to my habitat

Lots of ladies do visit me.

I have natural sex appeal,

Monogamous just not my style,

So it is my duty, I feel,

To charm the numbers with my smile.

If my neighbor was a gal, I

Would probably give him a turn

Receiving the love I supply,

But mister neighbor need just yearn.

The ladies come, the ladies go,

Hope my neighbor enjoys the show.