Sense Sonnet - Tickler

 Cupid Successor

Cupid approached me talking of

Wanting to retire from the biz

Of making people fall in love.

So did I want his job, gee whiz!

I asked Cupid the reason why

He would pick me to do the job.

Cupid replied that he was high,

And bad judgement, he had a gob.

Cupid said he would be the first

That I'd give a fall in love shoot.

But as an archer I'm the worst,

So Cupid self shot in pursuit.

Being the worst shot ever known,

My shooting is done by a drone.