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 Schedule Change

Santa Claus is comin' to town.

And he's comin' first of July,

Causing many a folk to frown.

It's Santa's birthday, he says why.

Santa sent out an email that

He's decided to change the day

To visit the world habitat,

Come by surfboard instead of sleigh.

Santa thinks his own birthday is

Really a better day because

He can take care of gifting biz,

And then hang out with Mrs. Claus.

Maybe Christmas will go back to

What Christians are supposed to do.