Sense Sonnet - Tickler

 Considerate Pirates

Stranded on an island with gold,

A ship of pirates landed there.

I lost the fight though I fought bold.

I got a peg leg from them where

A sword had taken off my own.

I also got a hook from them

So to attach to my wrist bone,

Losing a hand in the mayhem.

With my gold the pirates took off.

Also left an eye patch which I 

Thought was a tease and I did scoff,

But soon after understood why.

A scratch at itchy eye I took,

But I forgot about my hook.