Sense Sonnet - Steamer

 Captain Snowbeard

Captain Snowbeard, a pirate bad,

Named for his beard which is snow white.

Unmerry Christmas's be had,

Because after Santa's sleigh flight,

Snowbeard into the home does creep,

And steals all Santa's gifted toys

While the children are still asleep,

When they awake, sad girls and boys.

Snowbeard then takes the toys aboard

His pirate ship and sails away,

While buckets of kids' tears are poured

To dampen rest of Christmas day.

Captain Snowbeard's so mean because

He hates his brother, Santa Claus.