Sense Sonnet - Steamer

 Bank"ripped"

I checked my bank account and found

All of my money disappeared.

Bank had gone bust, that did astound,

And lots of other banks - real weird!

The news said that panic worldwide

Had caused a lot of banks to fail.

No reasons for this were supplied,

And Feds did not give much detail.

Could be we're back to bartering

Like people did before money.

I could barter my wedding ring.

My ex would think that was funny.

I guess I've got a harder job

Picking next bank I'm gonna rob.