Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 A Wear Aware

"Next week's washing," the Brits might say,

Was showing by somebody who

Had underwear on in a way

Could be seen, causing a to do

That one's dirty underwear should

Not be a sight that's ever seen

By outer eyes for public good,

Even though next week might be clean.

Anyone who may be told this

Should right away do the right thing

So as to restore public bliss,

Push dirty back into hiding.

"Next week's washing" said, does not be

Heard oft by a nudist like me.