Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 The Bear's Revenge

Last heard, Jim, the fat bear, was killed

In fall time by a hunter who

Turned out more lucky and less skilled.

Into a big target, Jim grew.

But the hunter excitedly

Did deem Jim, the fat bear, a prize,

And wanted to show off, so he

Did drag the carcass, huge in size.

The hunter dragged Jim through the woods.

Six hundred pound dead weight turned out

To cause a lot more bad than good,

Which the hunter did feel, no doubt.

The hunter suffered painful fate,

Exerted groin did herniate.