Sense Sonnet - Tickler

 2023 Resolution

Twenty twenty three, I resolve

My extramarital affairs

Will be cut down to just involve

One at a time and done in pairs.

I resolve to divorce my spouse,

Knowing I will have to give half.

So for dividing up the house,

I'll cut with power saw and laugh.

I resolve to visit Mother,

And take to the prison there

My new significant other,

'Cause it's good that family share.

I resolve twenty twenty three

Go quite ordinary for me.