Sense Sonnet - Tickler

 Toe Breaker

I was in a first chat online

With a lovely lady, we met

Through a dating service design,

I thought the best match I'd had yet.

She was charming with a great smile,

As we chatted of that and this.

After we chatted for a while,

I was feeling this match was bliss.

But then I asked her to give me

A fun fact, and she did comply,

Totally toeless she did be.

Then sadly I had to reply.

"My dating you, I really can't."

"I am lactose intolerant."