Sense Sonnet - Tickler

 Distressed Damsel

Knight wannabe, young Ralphaless

Did jump upon his donkey steed,

And grabbed a damsel in distress,

Just minding her own biz indeed,

Really in no distress at all,

But that unable to emote.

Trying to keep her safe from fall,

Ralphaless had her by the throat.

Off all galloped to Camelot.

When came within King Arthur's sight,

The King proclaimed his royal thought,

"Gonna turn into one bad knight."

When let down the peeved damsel fair.

Kicked Ralphaless in the guess where!