Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Of Service

I'm assigned to harem detail,

All concubines picked by the King.

Aside from him, I'm only male.

It's a good job to do my thing.

Being the King's brother in law

Is how I landed this plum job,

Lots of goodies to "ooh" and "aah,"

And I do "ooh" and "aah" a gob.

I tell my wife, King's sister, that

The King ordered me in this role

To serve his harem habitat,

Protect his assets as my goal.

The concubines trust me a lot.

They think I'm a eunuch, I'm not.