Sense Sonnet - Tickler

 Not "Egg"sactly a Nursery Rhyme

Humpty Dumpty sat in his chair

And ordered  a hooker online.

When the hooker did arrive there,

She saw Humpty was no goldmine.

"Egg" cited, Humpty said he'd charge

Her service on his credit card.

After all, he was grade A large.

His card declined did hit him hard.

He jumped into the hooker's arms,

Thinking somehow he could "egg"spect

To shell by with his sexy charms..

He and the hooker did connect.

The hooker hit with left hook, yup,

And Humpty Dumpty got cracked up.