Sense Sonnet - Tickler

 Delectable Collectible

My ancestor, a dragon, be

Slayed by St. George by lucky chance.

So anyone named George to me

Is a prime target circumstance.

I grab the George and chew him up

Till only skeleton remains,

And put that in a closet, yup.

My hobby's collecting George slains,

Many a George, over the years,

Has fallen prey to my pursuit,

And in my collection appears.

I've got five thousand, last compute.

So if you go by George by name,

I will collect your bones in aim.