Sense Sonnet - Chiller

 Double Duty

I have an annual blood drive,

And am a vampire careful that

I leave each victim much alive,

While sleeping in their habitat.

So once a year in dead of night,

I sweep the whole world in search of

New blood, but leave all in delight,

To wake next morning full of love.

I've done this now for centuries.

Nobody seems to have caught on.

Also grab cookies under trees,

And I am safely home at dawn.

My thirst for blood bums me because

It's added stress for Santa Claus.