Sense Sonnet - Acher

 Cold Blooded Breakup

Mr. and Mrs. Lizard got

Together for a family.

So many times they tried a lot,

But no offspring springing did be.

More and more they filled with despair.

Their scales of begat were no good.

They became an unhappy pair,

Shunned by the rest of lizardhood.

At last they had to admit, yup,

Being him and her sexes

Was not enough - had to break up,

And turn into Lizard exes.

The Lizards had family none,

Due to a reptile dysfunction.