Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Mystery Solved

He was abducted long ago

By aliens from outer space,

Who changed his human form to show

Him off as from another race.

He travelled through the Milky Way

As a ship cook, but then retired

And did come back to Earth to stay,

Living the good life he desired.

The Arizona desert be

Chose as a new home on a whim.

Oft he does check the sky to see

If E.T.s come to visit him.

This E.T. once had human fame

When Jimmy Hoffa was his name.