Sense Sonnet - Pumper

Extended Holiday

After the busy season, I

Booked passage on a South Seas cruise,

A big change for this little guy,

Never had so much food and booze.

But late one night by accident,

A bit tipsy while up on deck,

Stumbling over the rail I went,

And into the South Seas, oh heck!

But luckily I washed ashore

A deserted tropical isle.

The trees are filled with fruit galore.

I guess I will be here a while.

I have the whole beach to myself.

Will Santa be missing this elf?