Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 The Blarney Stone

Irish call me "The Blarney Stone."

A block of limestone I do be

In Blarney Castle, and I'm known

For giving skill at flattery,

For those who climb a tower high,

And give to me a heartfelt kiss,

No matter whether gal or guy,

I am for all gender on this.

Now how began this kissing thing,

Which happened a long time ago,

Has many tales in the telling.

No tale's told by me, but I know.

Millions kiss me through centuries,

I'm immune to human disease.