Sense Sonnet - Tickler

 Squat Down and One Up

Two busy billionaires do meet.

Suddenly a beeping sound's there.

The first billionaire in conceit

Just starts talking into the air.

After she's completed the call,

She explains that she has a chip

Installed inside her head quite small.

It cost a fortune she does quip,

But's so much better than a phone.

The second billionaire replies

He has a marvel of his own,

And drops his pants to her surprise.

In a squat he says, "Just relax,"

"I'm only waiting for a fax."